Selected Pete

And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.

Angry Scientists Urge Arctic to Conform To Global Warming Stance

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adn.com – Arctic resists warming

“This is a region that is fighting back,” said lead author Jacqueline Richter-Menge, a civil engineer at the Cold Regions Research and Engineering Laboratory in Hanover, N.H. “There are things that showed signs of going back to norms, trying to right themselves under very dire circumstances.”

Apparently, the arctic is just not too keen on allowing itself to warm up like all of the other conforming continents.  In an unprecedented move, the continent has begun taking on a life of its own and fighting back, say scientists.  There was no speculation as to whether this latest action by the cold continent was due to recent talks between Antarctica and Senator Inhofe who has been a staunch ally against the global warming caused by humans  stance of the liberal doom and gloom community.

More on this fascinating story later, but now we take you to breaking news that the continent of Australia has now filed a grievance with the world community stating that it too can have a life of its own and wishes to now be referred to as “The continent formerly known as Australia.”  It will reportedly use a graphic symbol resembling the outline of a Koala bear.

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Written by selectedpete

November 17, 2006 at 4:52 pm

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