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‘OddMan-In-Jihad’ To Challenge Penn and Clooney in essay contest

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After labeling Israel a ‘Dangerous, Tyrannical Regime,” in a news conference today, Iranian president ‘OddMan-In-Jihad’ called for his pipe and bowl, and then asked about the fiddlers three, but his top advisor quietly reminded him that they were publicly beheaded for playing minstrel music in the square against traditional Islamic Sharia law.

Looking for an outlet, the vexed president then wrote to Sean Penn and George Clooney challenging them to a Glorious War of Words. According to sources close to Penn’s camp, the rules are simple:

Write an essay of 80,000 words or more to President Bush explaining why he is a monkey-faced narcotics guzzling, fascist, stupid, anglo saxon, oil-mongering puppet for the rich. ‘OddMan-In-Jihad’s’ letter has already been received by the white house to which Condoleeza Rice reportedly said “Nuts.” Penn and Clooney’s versions are supposedly en route, but were delayed due to spell-checking and word-count.

Developing…

FOXNews.com – Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Calls Israel a ‘Tyrannical Regime’ – International News | News of the World | Middle East News | Europe News

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Written by selectedpete

May 11, 2006 at 7:45 am

Posted in humor, iran, penn, selectedpete, spoof

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