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And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.

Al Gore Hospitalized After “Spirited” Speech

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In other partially fabricated news today, former Vice President Al Gore was whisked to a hospital in DC after giving a particularly spirited speech to the American Constitution Society for Law and Policy and the Liberty Coalition. Both groups were in town to protest Bush’s policy of spying on international calls made by pets on behalf of their owners who might or might not be from the axis of evil.

It is reported that Gore’s neck veins became so large and enflamed, that his speech was cut short by handlers concerned that he might spring a leak or cause internal damage to himself. Said one handler: “When he starts growling his words and turning magenta, we know it’s time to get the motorcade warmed up.”

Mr Gore was apparently doing fine at home with Tipper later in the afternoon as they watched DVD videos of migrating geese and sipped hot cocoa.

FOXNews.com – Politics – Gore Accuses Bush of Breaking the Law

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Written by selectedpete

January 16, 2006 at 12:58 pm

Posted in gore, humor, selectedpete, spoof

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