Selected Pete

And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.

By Decree Of Der Bergermeister!

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During a recent press conference at the state-run Iranian Science Institute, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad outlawed the question mark stating that it was never really proven to effectively ask a question, anyway, and also that it was simply an invention of the Jews and westerners to force their written language upon Islamic nations. He then decreed that all sentences qualifying as questions, would use a little Islamic scimitar in place of the question mark as Allah would have desired.

The Iranian ‘Bergermeister’ then declared ‘der vill be no musik in der peoplz homes!’ This prompted immediate speculation that rebellious, musically inclined elves would don red berkahs and matching headdresses and begin leaving Britney Spears CD’s and iPods in stockings hung by fireplaces. When asked about this possibility, Ahmadinejad gestured wildly and proceeded to outlaw red berkahs and headdresses, and then decreed that all homes would be retro-fitted with elf-proof iron bars to be mounted over chimney openings.

disclaimer: Information in this post is completely unverified, and is classified by many as “satiric drivel.” If you do not agree with this post, or find it to be even a little offensive, please unread it, and proceed to the next post.


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December 19, 2005 at 1:33 pm

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