Selected Pete

And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.

US Murder Rate Hits 40-Year Low – Bush Blamed

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In other news today, Bush was blasted by the DNC for the dubious honor of being the sitting president during an all time low in the US murder rate. When asked if he could have somehow brought the rate up, a Bush spokesperson refused to comment, but Al Gore seized the opportunity to lambaste the current administration’s inability to keep the rate up in an address to the ACLU on Friday.

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October 17, 2005 at 4:41 pm

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