Selected Pete

And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.

Kim Il Jong and Condoleeza Rice Cool Off At Baskin Robbins

leave a comment » – U.S. & World – N. Korea Demands U.S. Apology

In other news today, North Korea announced plans to administer the “harshest of noogies” to Condoleeza Rice if she refused to apologize for remarks she made labeling the country an “outpost of tyranny.” Dr Rice has since softened her stance by stating that Kim Il Jong’s mother “dressed him funny” to which a senior North Korean diplomat then reportedly said “I know you are but what am I?” This banter continued for some time until Han Song-ryol, deputy chief of North Korea’s mission to the U.N suggested that they all go to Baskin Robbins for ice cream. The group was later seen laughing raucously over scoops of almond brickle.



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April 3, 2005 at 9:17 am

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