Selected Pete

And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.

Whew – That Was Close!

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Well, I made it to the polls today, but just narrowly. I was just about to walk up to the line, when two big, burly guys in brown shirts stepped up and asked me what I thought I was doing. They were about to cart me off behind some hedges for some “re-education” when I yelled out that I was voting for Bush and that I owned stock in Halliburton. That stopped them cold. One of them smiled and proceeded to dust my shirt off and then handed me my ballot back. I was escorted to the front of the line, and then I watched them haul off another poor guy who drove up in a VW bus wearing a Phish shirt. Good thing I am voting Republican this year, or I would’a never made it in there!


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November 2, 2004 at 10:05 am

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